Originally posted by av98m:
I think this is what hippo is looking for in a mrs hippo, and why
he looks for them in hawker centres 
:
1) The 5 Shouldnts
Basically, a Homely Girl shouldnt 1) smoke, 2) drink, 3) club, 4)
swear, 5) gamble. Not a very tall order lah, haha. Come to think of
it, they also shouldnt 6) spit. Eh, as in spitting in
public.
Damn damn damn
2) Fashion:
If you really want to be a Homely Girl, then you should do your
shopping at very homely and wholesome fashion stores such as
Giordano, Bossini, and Hang Ten. Of course, every girl needs to
pamper themselves from time to time such as during Chinese New
Year. On special occasions such as these, its permissible that you
shop at high-end boutiques such as This Fashion.
Damn damn damn
3) Dining:
A Homely Girl takes pride in dining at the humble kopitiam, and
prefers char kway teow over caviar, champagne, and foie gras. In
fact, they often cook their own meals, and scout for the freshest
ingredients at wet markets with their mums. They avoid expensive
restaurants unless its a special occasion such as birthdays or
anniversaries. Only then will they finally relent and place an
order for a Crispy two-piece meal.
Damn damn damn
4) Jewelry:
Even Homely Girls like to get pampered with gifts from time to
time, and I would recommend the highly rated Perlinis Silver. For
special occasions such as proposals, you can wow your Homely Girl
with a nice bling bling from the very branded Taka Jewellery. In
fact, instead of the usual boring diamond and platinum, a much
better choice would be good old yellow gold and exquisite jade
bangles.
Damn damn damn
I have no idea why, but after going through my list Office Bimbo
told me she would rather be a spinster than to be a Homely
Girl.
Sigh.
With Love,
Sibeh Sian
From http://sibehsibehsian.blogspot.com/
